glitchedwitch17:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

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I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash

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your-url-is-problematic:

ok wait so

If You Can't Recognize Half Of These Vegetables, I Don't Want To Try Your Cooking

I'm ruta-beggin' you to try your best.

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wandering-elf:

ladyhistory:

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

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miladyeve:

space-wizards:

Local favorite cooking TikToker, B. Dylan Hollis, has announced a cookbook! Amazon link here.

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!

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pleasedonotcallmyduckagoose:

rumade:

thelxiepia:

go OFF queen

I didn’t know bishops had automatic seats in the house of Lords, but the Lords in general needs fucking abolishing

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girlgerard:

girlgerard:

girlgerard:

that ‘when mcr say they want to be dangerous they really mean gay’ post is hilarious but also like. yes. exactly. that’s what they were going for. that was on purpose.

i’m really not joking in the slightest btw. people forget how violent and rigid the mid to early 2000s were against queer people and women. mcr getting onstage led by someone who bent gender roles so harshly they triggered an entire generation of trans crises and proceeding to kiss each other and sing about gay sex and specifically cater their audience to center queer kids. that was a very very in your face style of protest. when they say dangerous they DO mean gay. what they were doing put targets on their back. they knew exactly what that meant and what it was there for.

stage gay was not profitable! femininity was not profitable! none of that shit helped their PR and in fact was a threat to their safety! they had bottles thrown at them and slurs hurled in their direction! mcr was DANGEROUS! and they embraced that because they and all the other queer kids that listened to them were in that line of fire no matter what.

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clonerightsagenda:

Can’t believe I didn’t have this idea earlier.

Pick your favorite terrible space fact.

Space station walls are wet and grow radiation-resistant mold.

Your bones break down from lack of use and you pee the calcium out.

The stress of spaceflight can cause herpes and other viruses to reactivate.

No boners in space (probably)

Launches have a self-destruct in case they go off course toward populated areas

The existence of the phrase “fecal decapitation”

Astronauts have to be toilet trained using a toilet with a camera in the bowl.

Astronaut candidates are called ASCANs (yes, ass-can).

You can in fact drown in space. It almost happened.

Bread has been banned in space for 50+ slutty slutty years.

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Horrified? Tantalized? Check out my terrible space facts tag for the explanations behind these pithy poll options, additional facts that didn’t make the cut, and the sources.

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vitariesocks:

Today the Washington Post tracked down my little brother’s personal cell phone number because my mom is the president of an organization that supports families of transgender kids.

Yesterday (Feb 9 2023) my home state, Missouri, announced a government investigation into organizations providing care and support for transgender kids.

This is after an administrator at Washington University’s Pediatric Transgender Center came out in a now-viral article about how the Transgender Center was “rushing” trans kids into care and “mutilating” us. She gave away the personal information of many of my trans loved ones who, like me, received care from the center, and she described our bodies as horrifying. Everything she said was a lie.

No goddamn trans person is “rushed” into medical care, especially not trans minors in states controlled by far-right politicians. No one gets medical care for funsies in the only industrialized country without free healthcare.

I received care through this transgender center as a minor and it took over a year and countless doctor’s notes and visits to begin any sort of medical treatment. You can hear this same story from any trans person, especially — AGAIN — minors in Republican-controlled states. I had to see fertility doctors at 16 years old who tried to convince me not to go on T.

My mom, because she’s amazing, joined a support group when I came out. She is now the president. She had to alert the police yesterday after journalists kept coming TO HER HOUSE.

I finally got a call from a Washington Post journalist today to interview me, an actual trans person who received care from the Pediatric Transgender Center. She spoke with me for only 20 minutes and didn’t know the most basic facts about being trans. No doubt my words will be published in a ridiculous thought piece that only adds to the oppression of trans minors.

My medical transition has brought me nothing but joy. I was simply lucky to begin it at 17.

I am so scared. Trans people will be eliminated in the US as this progresses. This is not just a “red state” issue, either. Please extend compassion to your trans siblings and keep up with the trans eliminationist legislation and actions throughout the US.

Transphobes do not touch this post.

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the-thinkingcat:

everythingfox:

A good boy

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Rating: Cute

the person who tagged us in this knew was it was cute! i just especially wanted to point out that this is a perfect example of a cat that has learned that its human is basically trapped while dishwashing and so it’s an excellent time to ask for attention and get it. cats are really good at recognizing patterns and this one probably knows that the owner will spend a regular amount of time here and won’t leave or move away. the cat knows it isn’t going to get hand attention, so it’s focused on rubbing against and pawing at the upper body and seeking kissies. this is often why cats come bother you on the toilet as well – they know this is an activity with a set timeline and a good time to seek attention.

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ottermatopoeia:

madeofstarsandfairylights:

howdysamhowdy:

darthmelyanna:

larkiethings:

yougetsomekisses:

awed-frog:

great-tweets:

We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

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she-waves-at-cats:

I think it needs to become common knowledge that “inability to read social cues” can show up as overcompensating.

You don’t know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don’t know if someone is irritated with you, so you’ll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don’t know how much is expected of you at work so you’ll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

“Hardworking and quiet” should be as much of an autism red flag as “ignores rules and doesn’t know when to stop talking”. Or why don’t we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody’s eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

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animentality:

animentality:

best…?

Shrek 2

the dark knight

aliens

Terminator 2

Mamma Mia 2: here we go again

Spider-Man 2

Paddington 2

top gun Maverick

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Reblog this, you bitches, or we’ll never know for sure which sequel reigns supreme.

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starberry-cupcake:

if you were in a fairy tale, which of these elements would you like to be associated with?

a doll that could magically help you with your chores

an apple that could poison your rival (it may not work entirely, though)

a pair of glass slippers (you may lose one, though)

a dragon husband who loves you unconditionally (he may be actually a man tho)

a snake that would avenge you by strangling the person who wronged you

a suit that is invisible to those who aren’t worthy or wise (or is it?)

a drunken eagle that just came from a party but would take you there if you want

a ring that would transport you while you sleep

goblin fruit (super tasty, but at what cost?)

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based on the fairy tales I’m including this year in my workshop, to celebrate that I’m finally doing it and it’s official!

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